Story of my (recent) life.

Under intense pressure = Take scissors

Take scissors = Cut hair

Cut hair = Unhappy + Regrets

Unhappy + Regrets = Go to the salon to get a proper trim

Go to the salon = Shorter than expected

Shorter than expected = More unhappiness + Regrets

Oh well, I'll wait for 'em bangs to grow. In the meantime, I shall just embrace it.

Moral of the story: Stay away from scissors to avoid unnecessary drama.